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14 February, 2008

5:28 PM

This is a “BEST JOKE” award winner in UK.
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:“You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese”.“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.” Shocked, Spielberg replies “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same!”

Haha, did you hv a good laugh?
Anw,

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Einstein, Straits Times, Valentine... They're all the same.

Hawhawhaw. On the 8th and 10th, Lobby was online. The 6th too! He's in Singapore! Hee, it was so unexpected seeing him come online. I was like "o.o", then "O.O". Lol. He shld've used his cousie's comp. last yr luh, like this yr, so that we could talk. Haha, he has sooooo many things to say. And is sooooo random bcos of that.

^^V

♥ loves.